A       A#7     A#m     B       Bdim7   Bm      C       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    O|OO    |OOO    ||||    O|O|    ||||    ||||   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    ||OO    |O|O    |OOO    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    O|||    |O||    ||||    ||||    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    O|||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

C#      C#dim7  D       D#m     D#m7    F       F#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OOO|    |O|O    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||O|    |O|O   
 ||||    ||||    OOO|    ||O|    ||O|    O|||    ||O|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    OO||    OO||    ||||    O|||   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#sus4  G       G#7     G#m7    Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    O|||    O|||    |||O   
 ||OO    |O|O    ||O|    ||OO    |O||   
 ||||    ||O|    |O|O    |O||    ||O|   
 O|||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
D#m              B               F#               F#    C#/F
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
D#m               B                 C#    F#/C# C#
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Bdim7
 Things have been OK for me
 D#m              D#m7/C#     G#7/C
except that I'm a zombie now
                           C#
I really wish you'd let us in

B                 F#                A#7         D#m  (F#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  B                 F#                A#7         D#m  (F#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    B
But here's an FYI:
Bm
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F# F#                  C# C#                     B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D#m D#m         A#m A#m           B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       B    F#    G#m7
If you open up the doors
B         F#      B        C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F#
brains


[verse]
D#m               B                    F#                     C#/F
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
D#m                        B               C#    F#/C# C#
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Bdim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
D#m                D#m7/C#           G#7/C
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 C#
And then you'll have to make the call

    B                F#               A#7                 D#m  (F#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    B             F#                 A#7             D#m  (F#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    B
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Bm
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F# F#                  C# C#                     B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D#m D#m         A#m A#m           B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       B    F#    G#m7
If you open up the doors
B         F#      B        C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F#
brains


[bridge]
            A               C#dim7     G
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         Gm                             D
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          A               C#dim7           Bm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          F#
I guess I am


[solo]
F# F# | C# C#
B B | C# C#
F# F# | C# C#
B

F# F#   | C# C#
B B   | C# C#
D#m D#m | A#m A#m
B D#m


[verse]
D#m                B                  F#                  C#/F
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   D#m                B             C#      F#/C# C#
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Bdim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
D#m                  D#m7/C#          G#7/C
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             C#
I guess we'll table this for now

    B               F#                A#7         D#m  (F#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
B                  F#                  A#7          D#m  (F#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          B
And we'll put this thing to bed
Bm
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F# F#                  C# C#                     B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F# F#    C# C#           B B             C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            D#m D#m         A#m A#m           B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       B    F#    G#m7
If you open up the doors
B         F#      B        C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F#  F#sus4  F#
brains