[verse]
D#m B F# F# C#/F
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
D#m B C# F#/C# C#
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Bdim7
Things have been OK for me
D#m D#m7/C# G#7/C
except that I'm a zombie now
C#
I really wish you'd let us in
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
B
But here's an FYI:
Bm
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
F# F# C# C# B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D#m D#m A#m A#m B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
B F# G#m7
If you open up the doors
B F# B C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F#
brains
[verse]
D#m B F# C#/F
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
D#m B C# F#/C# C#
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Bdim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
D#m D#m7/C# G#7/C
someday you'll be out of food and guns
C#
And then you'll have to make the call
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
B
But Tom, that's what I do,
Bm
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
F# F# C# C# B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D#m D#m A#m A#m B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
B F# G#m7
If you open up the doors
B F# B C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F#
brains
[bridge]
A C#dim7 G
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Gm D
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
A C#dim7 Bm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
F#
I guess I am
[solo]
F# F# | C# C#
B B | C# C#
F# F# | C# C#
B
F# F# | C# C#
B B | C# C#
D#m D#m | A#m A#m
B D#m
[verse]
D#m B F# C#/F
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
D#m B C# F#/C# C#
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Bdim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
D#m D#m7/C# G#7/C
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
C#
I guess we'll table this for now
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
B F# A#7 D#m (F#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
B
And we'll put this thing to bed
Bm
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
F# F# C# C# B
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F# F# C# C# B B C# C#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D#m D#m A#m A#m B
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
B F# G#m7
If you open up the doors
B F# B C#
We'll all come inside and eat your
F# F#sus4 F#
brains